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Brutus of Wyde

climber
Old Climbers' Home, Oakland CA
Topic Author's Original Post - May 5, 2006 - 06:52pm PT
Found this laying around in the crates of the attic at the Old Climbers' Home.

This was back before the Queen had seen a clean ascent, and had
possibly seen less than 10 ascents total (estimate based on crack wear)

KISSING THE HAG: WINTER ASCENT OF SKULL QUEEN
February 16-18, 1996
Eric Coomer and Bruce Bindner
(story by B. B. Bindner)


Thursday evening:
Rain slams into the San Francisco Bay area in buckets. Our
mood is curiously, lightly fatalistic. This is a fine time
to be rescued from a wall, optimistically assuming we
survive that long. Laughter and storm shake the windows of
the truck as we head Valleyward: Laughter tinged with a drop
of madness. There is hysterical edge to our mood. Curtains
of water make driving difficult, drowning the roads behind
us as we motor into Yosemite.


***


Friday:
We hump the haul bags (Hog-en-Dasz and Piglet) to the base
of Washington Column, under overcast but calm skies. Start
climbing around 1 pm. The haul bags weigh in at about 115
pounds apiece: we are fully prepared to spend upwards of a
week pinned to the wall in the storm waiting for our chances
at the summit or retreat. I struggle and complain about the
load, stopping every few feet to rest. Eric responds with
appropriate encouragement: "Jeez, you're such a F*cking
baby!" [nasally] "waaaa, waaaa, waaaah..." Laughing, we
hoist the loads and continue.


"Team Thrash" staggers onto Dinner Ledge (3 pitches up)
by sunset after laboriously hauling the swine, one-by-one,
up each abrasive pitch. Eric Coomer powers onward to fix
half of the Kor Roof, descending by headlamp. Misty
occasionally-terrifying splattering of rain clears off as we
settle in for a bivouac filled with nervous tension: We're
expecting the skies to deluge at any instant.





Saturday:
I gingerly lead up onto the Hag, Skull Queen herself,
quivering up a full pitch of tiny aluminum rivets and
prehistoric copperheads. Eric blasts up more overhanging
blank granite to and through a nest of angry ants, arriving
at a swaying, precarious hanging belay stance on the
branches of an oak tree with nothing but sky below and
above. The sky below ends at the distant, white-shrouded
floor of a Valley covered in a winter wonderland where
giggling children make snowmen, and where adults unload skis
for a weekend of play. The sky above threatens our very
existence with a dark, foreboding layer of cumulus,
reminding us of Thursday evening's torrential precipitation.


With the feeling of walking a plank, I grunt up a wide
offwidth crack, mandatorily free-climbing a 5.10 section too
wide for anything on our rack. Sno-sealed leather
mountaineering boots, normally useless for hard free
climbing,fit the crack perfectly, and a few whining thrashes
see me to the belay.


"Haul when Ready!" floats up to me from below.


" 'Mother may I?' " I respond.


"WHAT.....?"


Above, the "Loose Cannon" Coomer hits his stride in double
boots, combining the next two pitches in a single, weaving
overhanging lead, dancing up the wild wall on cracks thinner
than pencil lead, grunting and cursing the rope drag as he
nears the belay, slowed nearly to a standstill by the
friction of the rope through his pieces. "F*king HARD!" he
shouts down.


I respond with support and encouraging noises: "Waaa,
waaaa, waaah!"


"Team Terrified" arrives at the top of the 9th pitch of
Skull Queen and sets up a hanging camp in the middle of a
blank wall, on the Deck (our double-wide portaledge),
getting dinner cooked and the fly set up just as the rain
REALLY starts pouring down. Us hunkering, concerned, 1,200
feet of fresh air below us, drinking 1.5 liters of pink
wine, while eating bombay curried potatoes, listening to
tunes on the radio and the pounding of the storm queen
splashing down on the walls of our tiny shelter. Neither retreat,
nor ascent, will be possible if the storm continues with this
ferocious intensity.... The rain stops about 2-3 am.


*


Sunday:
We wake to clear-ish skies and a vague weather report
which guesses that the big part of the storm will hold off
until evening. We leave the ledge and fly set up at the top
of pitch 9. I slow-motion dream up the wall above camp on
more tiny, mashed metal blobs in the blank rock, and finally
pendulum across to a crack leading to the belay.


Eric dog-paddles up a funky, awkward-leaning A3 corner on
fragile rock. Occasional corn flakes of granite pop loose
(as he weights his tentative pieces), to patter down onto
the hanging tent of camp, 200 feet below, then disappear
into the void. I follow, pushing to move as fast as I can,
frustrated and amazed by the continuously difficult climbing
of Eric's lead. A masterful pitch.


My turn. A moment of truth wrenches my gut when a stopper
pulls out of the crack below me. Insanity reigns as I look
into the eyes of a possible 80-foot fall, then, shaking,
tease a TCU off the rack and into the crack, not noticing
the light drizzle beginning to fall.


"Waaa, Waaa, Waaaah....."


Summit: light sprinkles. We hurriedly munch a Cliff Bar,
snap a few quick photos. Time to go, as the rain and mist
insistantly remind us.


Rappel down. Break camp. Pack Piglet and Hog-en-Dasz. Rappel
the rest of the route with the bags strangling from the
waists, rope stuck once for a horrifying eternity (Panic) but finally
free as it starts-to-rain-and-get-dark-and-chillingly-gusty-windy
all at once and Cannon with a headlamp that doesn't work as we
rappel the last three pitches in the torrential wet tangly desperate
hog-pulling night-fighting our way down to
pitch black base stumbling tumbling pig-backed down slickery
jumbled bouldery steep out to the truck at Awahnee Hotel by
9:30 pm as the rain pours down and women in formals and men in
suits stroll by under umbrellas with arched eyebrows at
smelly-filthy-drenched us, Rats from the abyss.


END
Jerry Dodrill

climber
Bodega, CA
May 5, 2006 - 07:12pm PT
Nice Brutus. I did it in nice weather. You just had to up the ante, eh? Cool TR. I could feel each pitch again. Last time I climbed with a camelbak was on that route. It malfunctioned and blue koolaid was running down my pants.
pc

climber
East of Seattle
May 5, 2006 - 07:32pm PT
Nice Brutus. Sounds like one of those climbs where you swear off the game entirely, kind of like when you slice your drive into the barranca the 14th hole in a row and ask yourself WTF, then promptly forget the pain and feel only the romance.

pc
Wade Icey

Trad climber
www.alohashirtrescue.com
Jan 30, 2010 - 11:23pm PT
bump
MH2

climber
Jan 30, 2010 - 11:38pm PT
Wayne Arly
pip the dog

Mountain climber
planet dogboy
Jan 31, 2010 - 02:40am PT
Tall In The Saddle

and much missed
T2

climber
Cardiff by the sea
Jan 31, 2010 - 10:30am PT
Thanks for diggin that up Wade. That was a cool write up, I can't believe it only sparked the interest of 4 responses when Brutus posted it.
Prod

Trad climber
Dodge Sprinter Dreaming
Jan 31, 2010 - 11:15am PT
Missed this one. Great find.

Prod.
guyman

Trad climber
Moorpark, CA.
Jan 31, 2010 - 11:54am PT
Nice Sunday am read. Thanks for digging this up. Any more??
Zander

Trad climber
Berkeley
Jan 31, 2010 - 01:10pm PT
Yes, a very nice bump!
Zeebro
Wade Icey

Trad climber
www.alohashirtrescue.com
Jan 31, 2010 - 05:15pm PT
is there some way to move it to trip reports?
nutjob

Trad climber
Berkeley, CA
Jan 31, 2010 - 07:34pm PT
Wow... I must have been going through a period of successful treatment for my supertopo addiction in May 2006.

The adventurer lives on through his adventures and those who love and remember him. Peace.
Ed Hartouni

Trad climber
Livermore, CA
Apr 13, 2015 - 09:57pm PT
from a voice I like to hear
Darwin

Trad climber
Seattle, WA
Apr 13, 2015 - 10:53pm PT
The dudes could write! That wasn't just Brutus, right it was sort of a joint TR?

(I see: Brutus, not joint)
Jaybro

Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
Apr 14, 2015 - 05:27am PT
Yup, Brutus was like that. Miss him a lot, right now...
Kalimon

Social climber
Ridgway, CO
Apr 8, 2018 - 11:29am PT
Bindner bump.
ec

climber
ca
Apr 8, 2018 - 12:59pm PT
Greg, did you know Bruce? He frequented Sunrise.


 ec
Kalimon

Social climber
Ridgway, CO
Apr 8, 2018 - 06:45pm PT
Hello ec! Hope you and your family are doing well.

Yes, I had the good fortune of hanging with Bruce. We did the Lost Arrow Tip, attempted Mt. Shasta in winter and spent a week in J-Tree ticking off some classics. Some great moments in life indeed.

dh

climber
Apr 8, 2018 - 10:46pm PT
UC Berkeley Coomer?

We were there at the same time and shared some beers (triple rock?). Hope you're well. In Oregon now, after a decade in PA.

Cheers,
Dave Hill.
mountain girl

Trad climber
Berkeley, CA
Apr 9, 2018 - 07:23pm PT
Beautiful !
Great find.

IP
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