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Newton

Big Wall climber
Key West
Topic Author's Original Post - Apr 14, 2006 - 06:03pm PT
Seriously looking for a climb where we can get away from people and concieve a child on the Valley walls.

Parameters:

We would like to look at the tourons as we do it.
We would like them to not be able to glass us as we get nekkid.
Good view of sunset.
Easy descent (Walk off or rappels).


Any suggestions?

I thank you.
My BF thanks you.
And, the future little Newton thanks you.
Levy

Big Wall climber
So Calif
Apr 14, 2006 - 06:35pm PT
If you really want to do this on a wall, I'd suggest either Ahwahee Ledge on WFLT which is very well "laid-out" for that kind of thing. You surely won't be the first people to do this on that ledge.(boy,do I know some stories about events occuring on that ledge) Another good one would be Salathe Ledge on the Lost Arrow Tip Route. Great views, can't be seen by people on the rim and only visible from the ground with a telescope. Oh yeah, it's smooth & clean unlike so many other ledges which can be stanky.

Happy Shaggin'!

Levy
'Pass the Pitons' Pete

Big Wall climber
like Oakville, Ontario, Canada, eh?
Apr 14, 2006 - 06:52pm PT
So I guess nobody gets married any more first?
Newton

Big Wall climber
Key West
Topic Author's Reply - Apr 14, 2006 - 06:58pm PT
So I guess nobody gets married any more first?


Planning on stopping in Vegas on the way to Le Valle. At my age, I need to get those sperms interested in my few eggs in anyway possible. Waiting for the ribbons to get cut could push me past my window.


PS: We got nabbed a few years back on Glacial point. I think we were atop the Grack or something silly and just about to get to our happy ending when some shocked n00bs wandered up. I guess the winds were blowing in the wrong direction that day and the other party was not open minded enuff to join in the fun..

Forest

Trad climber
Tucson, AZ
Apr 14, 2006 - 06:59pm PT
So I guess nobody gets married any more first?

Geeze, Pete. From stuff you've written here, it sounds like that option worked out really well for you, didn't it?

Seriously, why give her a hard time about something like that? Seems like a fairly personal choice, no?
Off White

climber
Tenino, WA
Apr 14, 2006 - 07:18pm PT
The Oasis on the Apron

First bivy ledge on Arrow Direct - about 4 pitches up, sandy bottm, little walls, great view of Yose Falls

Ledge at the end of 1st pitch of Lunar Leap on Lembert. It's not grade IV, or in the valley for that matter, but fits your public/private kink nicely.

Can't recommend the ant death tree on EB of El Cap

Karl Baba

Trad climber
Yosemite, Ca
Apr 14, 2006 - 07:24pm PT
Why a grade 4?

If you can see them, they can see you right?

Anyway

Top of Elephant Rock, Top of Rostrum, Top of Lower Yosemite Falls in Autumn, top of Iota on Reeds, Pools above Bridelveil falls in Autumn, Heart Ledge after Freeblast

well, that ought get you started

Having a kid is Grade VII though

peace

Karl
Newton

Big Wall climber
Key West
Topic Author's Reply - Apr 14, 2006 - 07:26pm PT
Why a grade 4?

Too old to spend more than one night on the rock anymore. Creaky back and what not. Figure a nice, mostly forgotten 4 would be good because we can jet out of there if the need arises.


Thanks for all the great suggestions. I like the Via Aqua (Aqua Vulva hehe) one best so far! I love spray!
Jaybro

Social climber
The West
Apr 14, 2006 - 07:27pm PT
Arrow direct, big ledge every four pitches, go for triplets.
Nibs

Trad climber
Humboldt, CA
Apr 14, 2006 - 07:56pm PT
"I love spray!"

Clearly! uh, are you all sure you want Newt to procreate considering the spray fest elsewhere on this site?? I am logging all of the suggestions for future reference, however Newt sounds more like an asocial teenage boy than a woman with "few eggs."

weren't you the one flaming dirtineye? didn't you post something about "C ya! Headed out for six week jaunty. I'll catch up when I get back Stateside in late May" What happend to the trip?

ok, back to lurking - flame away Newt, I have a side bet going on when that will happen.

Newton

Big Wall climber
Key West
Topic Author's Reply - Apr 14, 2006 - 07:57pm PT
Are you willing to name the child Werner if it is a boy?



Newton

Big Wall climber
Key West
Topic Author's Reply - Apr 14, 2006 - 07:58pm PT
weren't you the one flaming dirtineye? didn't you post something about "C ya! Headed out for six week jaunty. I'll catch up when I get back Stateside in late May" What happend to the trip?


Nothing. I am enroute.

Allow me my petty grievences with Mr Misogynist, mmmkay, lurver?
Shack

Big Wall climber
Reno NV
Apr 14, 2006 - 08:08pm PT
Lots of ledges on Royal Arches down low..
also Dinner Ledge...probably have some company though.
crotch

climber
Apr 14, 2006 - 08:24pm PT
Rap in to Thanksgiving Ledge, spend the night and climb out. Thanksgiving is way comfy, sandy, flat and large with sunset views and a nice cave.
'Pass the Pitons' Pete

Big Wall climber
like Oakville, Ontario, Canada, eh?
Apr 14, 2006 - 08:44pm PT
I'll second Thanksgiving Ledge. You can make a nice roaring campfire from the manzanita. Nobody'll bother you out on its east end.

" 'So I guess nobody gets married any more first?'

Geeze, Pete. From stuff you've written here, it sounds like that option worked out really well for you, didn't it?"


Bwah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!!!! Touché!
dirtineye

Trad climber
the south
Apr 14, 2006 - 08:48pm PT
It's Kodos you all are talking to.

jesus fvcking christ Richard, have another kid, at least that keeps you off the internet for a while.
Newton

Big Wall climber
Key West
Topic Author's Reply - Apr 14, 2006 - 09:21pm PT
Nope.

Here is my photo.






I guess you don't remember hitting on me while your girlfriend/partner was climbing at the gunks, huh? I sure remember the smell of alcohol on your breath that night at the campfire.
Newton

Big Wall climber
Key West
Topic Author's Reply - Apr 14, 2006 - 09:25pm PT
Now run along dirtineye and find yet another woman to stalk as is your want in life.

I guarantee if the other women here were honest they would confirm that you stalk the sh#t out of us, PM us all the time, try to get us to lie for you and berate the crap out of us when we climb with you.

Come up here again (Gunks) and pull that stuff again and my BF Gary will have something to say to you.
Ouch!

climber
Apr 14, 2006 - 09:53pm PT
Newton is very drkodoish. Ramjet is getting rude, as teens are wont to do.
dirtineye

Trad climber
the south
Apr 14, 2006 - 10:22pm PT
Newton is Dr Kodos for sure.

What a total ass. And a liar.

Get some better meds Richard. You need em.

Fvcking psycho.





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