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Norwegian
Trad climber
Placerville, California
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Topic Author's Original Post - Apr 8, 2012 - 01:32pm PT
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i paddling across the serene lake,
me, my kayak and my beers.
9 am. the birds are vocally inviting spring.
the air is just above freezing,
im sweating in my dry top of
all my exertion.
i skirt the shore to relieve
my bladder burden
and there is this obnoxious f*#kin
rv with it's generator grinding
away at the serenity and his
motor head shitshow is on display.
there is a pretty lady sittin on the beach,
trying to understand the mountain morning.
i paddle up silently.
and introduce myself.
hi. im handsome without gasoline.
i don't whisper this boast,
i display it.
her mate then rounds the corner
of the rv as my confident introduction
outshouted the rv.
he observes this challenge,
me in my kayak with a pale ale
him with the beer gut and
loggers beerd.
shut the f*#k up hippy.
he tells.
f*#k you i reply.
get out of your craft and
say this to me face.
i comply.
hilarious now, a sight.
me standing in my skirt (kayak skirt)
all 5-6 ish
him standing tall and obese
as folks dependent on gasoline tend.
we exchange some explatives,
he mounts an attack, swings at me.
now.
i've been dodging rockfall a good
part of my adult life.
this punch looked like a feather wafting
towards me, compared.
i actually had time to laugh before
i dodged his assult.
he nearly looses his balance.
i don't reciprocate.
i stand there, grinning.
again he swings without success.
i tell him my lie,
and that is his truth,
finally the akward exchange matures,
his wife smiles at me,
and frowns upon him,
i never struck i only dodged,
and tonight when their fvking,
she'll surely think of me.
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bergbryce
Mountain climber
South Lake Tahoe, CA
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best thing I've read this week.
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Fletcher
Trad climber
Fumbling towards stone
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Right on the mark! Good stuff.
Eric
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Wayno
Big Wall climber
Seattle, WA
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That's not the way Hemingway would have done it but he's dead. Good on ya', Weege.
hi. im handsome without gasoline.
And I'm ugly without Vaseline.
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Jingy
climber
Somewhere out there
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Great story Nor,
Would have been great to get a few bitch-slaps open handed, just to leave a mark for the girlfriend to admire when in the act of exchanging their loves
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Brandon-
climber
The Granite State.
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I like this thread.
I enjoy toying with ignorant rednecks.
Fish in a barrel.
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Gal
Trad climber
a semi lucid consciousness
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Haha-very good!!! :-)
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Wayno
Big Wall climber
Seattle, WA
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I nominate the Weege as the person I would most likely steal a good line from.
Tami comes in a close second. Sorry girlfriend, it's a dick thing.
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Swami Jr.
Trad climber
Bath, NY
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Thank u for this!
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kennyt
climber
Woodfords,California
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I take it the r.v. you bought your wife instead of a ring doesn't have a generator.
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FRUMY
Trad climber
SHERMAN OAKS,CA
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Too funny --- Thanks.
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nevahpopsoff
Boulder climber
the woods
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nice, nice, very nice.....
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coloradohigh
Trad climber
rocky mountain trench
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excellent! que cabron eres con las palabras.
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Norwegian
Trad climber
Placerville, California
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Topic Author's Reply - Apr 9, 2012 - 08:53am PT
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you folks shweet whom complement
my creative writing.
your jesture is
far more positive than
ripping the head off a moose
with your bare hands
and trying to configure
it upon a limp flower.
im not prideful
though i come across as such.
the whole story
makes me up.
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Da~Cat
Trad climber
yo' alley
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"tonight when they're..."
let the air out of his tires...
you would be doing him a favor = exercise(filling/changing the tires).
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mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
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Apr 23, 2014 - 02:23pm PT
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Was her name Ethyl? Phyllus?
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