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Fritz

Trad climber
Choss Creek, ID
Topic Author's Original Post - Dec 5, 2011 - 12:35am PT
OK! I "screwed the pooch" and started this thread with too small a title.

This is the Astrology Guide for climbers from one of only 3 issues of the early 1970's climbing publication: Vulgarian Digest.

The magazines were "cutting edge" with classic: black humor, nudity, and 4 letter words.

What's not to like?

This is a "more appropriate" title and I am going to delete the Fritz & Heid Astrology thread.


Sorry to have briefly confused us. Life is confusing at times.

and here are the great astrology pages.

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Credit: Fritz
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Here are the early posts on the other thread.



Crimpergirl


Sport climber
Boulder, Colorado! Dec 4, 2011 - 07:47pm PT
Where is Libra? I must be tired. :/




Fritz


Trad climber
Choss Creek, ID Topic Author's Reply - Dec 4, 2011 - 07:51pm PT
Crimpergirl: It didn't post until a recent re-try.

It is now the last page of signs.


We Libra's are frequently involved in fiascos!

I just remembered we have the same B-day!

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Crimpergirl


Sport climber
Boulder, Colorado! Dec 4, 2011 - 08:19pm PT
Thanks Fritz and b'day buddy! :)




Hankster


Social climber
Boulder Dec 4, 2011 - 08:25pm PT
i'm an Aries, I don't get it?! i think i'm a freak or something..




Fritz


Trad climber
Choss Creek, ID Topic Author's Reply - Dec 4, 2011 - 08:27pm PT
Hankster: Looks great to me.

The women dig you dude!

Unfortunately,
We can be great friends, but not climb together;)

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Brokedownclimber


Trad climber
Douglas, WY Dec 4, 2011 - 08:56pm PT
Fritz!

I'm a Capricorn and the description fits...



The goat gets around to irritating everybody, because he's so good. He's not only ambitious and competent, he's convinced he's right. And he is, and will be hated for it...capricorn is well-prepared, practical, and dogmatic. He quotes the classics and knows who made the first ascent of what in 1887, because he read it somewhere and never forgets.

I think these days, it's called "anal-retentive?" :D




Fritz


Trad climber
Choss Creek, ID Topic Author's Reply - Dec 4, 2011 - 09:15pm PT
Broke-down: I note that Libras are supposed to stay away from Capricorns,


since super-organization annoys them.

Maybe we both have mellowed with the years.

I was always a hard-pusher for a Libra (but the fiasco-stuff applies) and you seem like a fairly-mellow Capricorn.

No problems-dude.

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rrider


climber
Mckinleyville, Ca Dec 4, 2011 - 09:26pm PT
if somebody (not me) was really bored, they could make a zodiac sign tabulation for other bored climbers to fill in with their signs. For shits and grins









Tami

Social climber
Canada
Dec 5, 2011 - 12:39am PT
Yer a Weirdo !!!! :-)
Fritz

Trad climber
Choss Creek, ID
Topic Author's Reply - Dec 5, 2011 - 12:44am PT
Yes!

Aren't you one of us too?
Tami

Social climber
Canada
Dec 5, 2011 - 12:51am PT
NOPE !!!! :-D HAHAHAHAHAHA
Fritz

Trad climber
Choss Creek, ID
Topic Author's Reply - Dec 5, 2011 - 09:37pm PT
I swear!!

By all applicable Astrology Gods: that I posted the Virgo, Libra page on this thread last night.

Where are the conspiracy posteurs when I really want one??

Here it is again.

Credit: Fritz
Dingus Milktoast

Gym climber
And every fool knows, a dog needs a home, and...
Dec 5, 2011 - 09:46pm PT
I'm libra, bruised but lucky and that is funny as hell. And yes super organized people annoy the f*#k out of me!

DMT
Powder

Trad climber
SF Bay Area
Dec 6, 2011 - 10:40am PT
Entertaining! :>
Spider Savage

Mountain climber
The shaggy fringe of Los Angeles
Dec 6, 2011 - 11:22am PT
"Looking for the meaning of life ... and finding it, and not liking it."

Verrryy clever.
ladyscarlett

Trad climber
SF Bay Area, California
Dec 6, 2011 - 02:54pm PT
wow...I need to get a 'sex-symbol' wife.

Then again, gotta start working on the 'he' thing first, heh!

That was fun!

Cheers

LS
Brandon-

climber
The Granite State.
Dec 6, 2011 - 02:59pm PT
Nice. I'm a Leo and it strangely lines up with my personality.
tradchick

Trad climber
Vermont
Dec 6, 2011 - 05:50pm PT
Quite amusing! As a Sagittarius it states I collect women but I assume that flips as I have lots of male friends.

It really nailed the Virgo blurb. I can vouch that Virgo's overworked sense of proprietary is shocked by Sag. They should never share a rope or anything else.
TYeary

Social climber
State of decay
Dec 6, 2011 - 07:45pm PT
I'm a Leo as well. Fitting.
TY
Dingus Milktoast

Gym climber
And every fool knows, a dog needs a home, and...
Dec 6, 2011 - 08:11pm PT
tradchick my younger daughter is Sag... she had a good laugh about. She says the libra bit nailed me to the cross, lol.

DMT

ps. I have an ice bag on my torn knee, right now.
the Fet

climber
Tu-Tok-A-Nu-La
Dec 6, 2011 - 08:11pm PT
Because the Earth wobbles when it spins (like a top) all the astrology signs have changed since they came up with them so long ago and are WRONG.

I propose just picking you own sign. Much more scientificaly valid.

I'm debating between: Orion, Cygnus, or Crux. Wait wouldn't all climbers be Crux?
Dingus Milktoast

Gym climber
And every fool knows, a dog needs a home, and...
Dec 6, 2011 - 08:12pm PT
Applying science to astrology is just wrong, dude!

DMT
Brandon-

climber
The Granite State.
Dec 6, 2011 - 08:13pm PT
Hey Ladyscarlett, wanna tie in together sometime?
the Fet

climber
Tu-Tok-A-Nu-La
Dec 6, 2011 - 08:26pm PT
Applying science to astrology is just wrong, dude!

Unless you are discussing astrology with an astronomer, then watching their reactions is hilarious!
Jan

Mountain climber
Okinawa, Japan
Dec 8, 2011 - 02:18pm PT
Well this thread explains a lot!

Frank Sacherer was an Aries and I am Pisces.


"Aries. Best climbing companions? Anybody but Pisces, whose moodiness will cause
Aries to be impatient. Pisces will hate him. Oh it'll be awful".


And here's mine. "Pisces people are good climbers. No matter what you have heard elsewhere. Pisces is always looking for the meaning of life and not finding it. Or finding it and not liking it".

And as the scientists on threads like What is Mind ? can tell you, Pisces " view rocks and horse-shit as mystical symbols".
nutjob

Gym climber
Berkeley, CA
Dec 8, 2011 - 04:16pm PT
This is classic! I am a Libra and pretty much guilty as charged :)

Now I need to see which of my partners have been Aries to line up some more clvsterfvck adventures!
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