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jewedlaw

Trad climber
San Francisco, CA
Jul 26, 2011 - 04:35pm PT
Nearly ALL of my gear comes from REI Used Gear Sales, Craigslist, Prodeals, or booty I've retrieved. I don't think I have a single piece of gear I've paid retail for.

Sometimes my nose scrapes against the rock.
Mighty Hiker

climber
Vancouver, B.C.
Jul 26, 2011 - 04:36pm PT
Hey, that schmuck Moses did OK with his climb. On sight, no rap bolts or anything. One of the earliest recorded ascents in history, apart from the stuff in the Epic of Gilgamesh.
Gene

climber
Jul 26, 2011 - 04:39pm PT
Wasn't Moses involved in a rock chipping incident?
Mighty Hiker

climber
Vancouver, B.C.
Jul 26, 2011 - 04:49pm PT
True. Plus when he got down his people kind of crapped all over him, and then spent thousands of years fighting about what it all meant. Sort of like Wings of Steel.
Wayno

Big Wall climber
Seattle, WA
Jul 26, 2011 - 04:56pm PT
Lmao. You guys...
jewedlaw

Trad climber
San Francisco, CA
Jul 26, 2011 - 05:11pm PT
We sure do know how to bail if it starts raining, though!
Reilly

Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
Jul 26, 2011 - 05:57pm PT
Where do they make them and how much are they?
John Moosie

climber
Beautiful California
Jul 26, 2011 - 07:28pm PT
MH.. don't you mean "wings of Shmeer"? And didn't Moses get into trouble over breaking up a summit register?

I hear that Donini's name was on that register.
Gene

climber
Jul 26, 2011 - 07:30pm PT
Any group that overcomes formidable walls by walking in circles and blowing their own horns is bound to play in this sport.
locker

Social climber
CO
Jul 26, 2011 - 07:31pm PT


Best fuking "Line of the day!!!"...


"Sometimes my nose scrapes against the rock."...


That one got me audibly cracking up to myself...


LOL!!!...


John Moosie

climber
Beautiful California
Jul 26, 2011 - 08:00pm PT
Any group that overcomes formidable walls by walking in circles and blowing their own horns is bound to play in this sport.

LOL, good one Gene.
locker

Social climber
CO
Jul 26, 2011 - 08:02pm PT

"Nuke this thread."...


WHY???...

Can one not make fun of themselves in this "New World" of your's???...

Wayno

Big Wall climber
Seattle, WA
Jul 26, 2011 - 08:13pm PT
Oh boy, here it comes.
locker

Social climber
CO
Jul 26, 2011 - 08:16pm PT


LOL!!!...

The Warbler

climber
the edge of America
Jul 26, 2011 - 08:26pm PT
It's not pure racism - it's kosher racism

I climbed The Salathe with a Jewish partner, we were both 17 - he wanted to retreat from Sous le Toit. I laid a guilt trip on him and we continued.
Rock!...oopsie.

Trad climber
the pitch above you
Jul 26, 2011 - 09:35pm PT
Someone get Daniel Tosh for a ruling on this thread!
Tami

Social climber
Canada
Jul 26, 2011 - 11:25pm PT
Pathetic.

Pure racism.


nwo - what you must realize is that the OP is Jewish and, moreover, bored. It's exactly the same as black rap musicians referring to "niggaz" and stuff like that. It's like me making barefoot & pregnant in the kitchen comments. Problem with this silly forum is you don't realize from the "avatar" what the hell somebody looks like or who they are when they're at home.

So that is by way of explanation of this thread. Just don't ask for some of the OP's more foul "Jewish jokes" ; they really are foul. I mean barf in your mouth foul. Like dead baby jokes but uglier. Smellier. Closer to the dark heart of Hades itself.

And jab? Get the f u c K back to work. 'Kay?
Chris2

Trad climber
Jul 26, 2011 - 11:51pm PT
"Nuke this thread?" lol...you have to be kidding? Right?
Wayno

Big Wall climber
Seattle, WA
Jul 26, 2011 - 11:56pm PT
Looks like the poor bastard nooked his own shite. Gud on ya'.
Largo

Sport climber
The Big Wide Open Face
Jul 26, 2011 - 11:58pm PT
I wrote an article once about Brother Gaines and I guiding a conservative Jewish Youth group out at Josh including a 350 lb. Rabbi, Amos Shem Goldfarb by name, who pitched off "Tiptoe" and dragged my goy ass across the tundra at speed. At that was just the start of it.

Fact is, going on half of my adventuring partners have been Jewish - a subject that never fails to provide epics and fascination for all.

JL
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